星期五下午外師monty來上課，穿著一件藍白條紋有點寬鬆的棉衫加上一條深藍色燈芯紱長褲，一貫的monty休閒風。
他上課本來就喜歡亂講話，像今天上的是"writing"，教到相反詞。大、小。高、矮。年輕、老。.....他就解釋，Tr. tina is old. Tr. Monty is youg. understand? 當然小鬼也知道他在狗屁，跟他亂講一通。 最後還是要我出來收拾失控的班級，嘖。而且，有事沒事就走過來打我一下，要不然就踢我屁股。是真踢哦~~不是踢假的。
教到一個段落後，開始讓小鬼們創作句子加上鬼畫符。
有個小女生問他，"How do you spell marble?"
「mm...」 「Tina, how do your spell marble? I don't know.」
(喂，你是外師耶...還問我~) 不過基於專業的禮貌我還是回答了。
他把答案寫在小女生的課本，免得她忘記了。 我在課堂上檢查小鬼們的進度，太慢的就皮給我蹦緊一點，當然寫得不錯畫得很好的就要大聲讚揚一下。
走到剛剛小女孩的附近，她又問一次，"How do you spell marble? I don't know this one." 我看一下monty的字跡，寫錯字不擦掉，還直接重覆寫在錯的字上面，小孩當然看不懂啊!!!
monty正在指導另一個小孩，我直接跟他說，"Your writing is so ugly. She can't understand."
「uh? What do you say,tina? My writing is ugly? You cannot say my writing is ugly in front of them. 」
"oh, what should I say?"
「You could say...mm....my writing is different.」
"hahaha~~~~ok!! Your writing is different."
「Thank you.」
"oh,by the way. Why do you wear your pajamas to work?"
「I wear my pajamas??????? Tina,u make me to kick you.」
"haha~~~~because I can't kick you back."
「Why can't you kick me back? Of course you can kick me.」
"Because I am a lady!!!"
「HAHA! Where is the lady? I cannot see...」說完又補了一腳
「Say good-bye to Tr. Monty. See ya next week.」
"You will be trouble..."
這小子真的很欠揍耶~~~當然我下班的時候，還是搥了他一下才讓他走。
要下班了還賣乖，裝可憐說「欺負我~」騎著野郎125回家了。
他上課本來就喜歡亂講話，像今天上的是"writing"，教到相反詞。大、小。高、矮。年輕、老。.....他就解釋，Tr. tina is old. Tr. Monty is youg. understand? 當然小鬼也知道他在狗屁，跟他亂講一通。 最後還是要我出來收拾失控的班級，嘖。而且，有事沒事就走過來打我一下，要不然就踢我屁股。是真踢哦~~不是踢假的。
教到一個段落後，開始讓小鬼們創作句子加上鬼畫符。
有個小女生問他，"How do you spell marble?"
「mm...」 「Tina, how do your spell marble? I don't know.」
(喂，你是外師耶...還問我~) 不過基於專業的禮貌我還是回答了。
他把答案寫在小女生的課本，免得她忘記了。 我在課堂上檢查小鬼們的進度，太慢的就皮給我蹦緊一點，當然寫得不錯畫得很好的就要大聲讚揚一下。
走到剛剛小女孩的附近，她又問一次，"How do you spell marble? I don't know this one." 我看一下monty的字跡，寫錯字不擦掉，還直接重覆寫在錯的字上面，小孩當然看不懂啊!!!
monty正在指導另一個小孩，我直接跟他說，"Your writing is so ugly. She can't understand."
「uh? What do you say,tina? My writing is ugly? You cannot say my writing is ugly in front of them. 」
"oh, what should I say?"
「You could say...mm....my writing is different.」
"hahaha~~~~ok!! Your writing is different."
「Thank you.」
"oh,by the way. Why do you wear your pajamas to work?"
「I wear my pajamas??????? Tina,u make me to kick you.」
"haha~~~~because I can't kick you back."
「Why can't you kick me back? Of course you can kick me.」
"Because I am a lady!!!"
「HAHA! Where is the lady? I cannot see...」說完又補了一腳
「Say good-bye to Tr. Monty. See ya next week.」
"You will be trouble..."
這小子真的很欠揍耶~~~當然我下班的時候，還是搥了他一下才讓他走。
要下班了還賣乖，裝可憐說「欺負我~」騎著野郎125回家了。
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